

Yes, I'm talking about the best black and white shoes ever made on planet Earth!
BRITISH KNIGHTS!!
Come on, you know you have a retro pair tucked away in your closet. I say, bring them out and show them off to your buddies! You can't go wrong with the fine quality plastic craftsmanship. When you roll up on any basketball court with those classic high tops, after your opponents stop laughing, they will realize you have arrived to do some damage. But, when I asked former LA Clipper/Houston Rocket, Maurice Taylor recently if his Houston sneaker boutique, Sneaker Lab, had any British Knights, he said NO. Man, I was devastated (insert sarcasm here). How can you NOT have British Knights? It's like not having bread in a grocery store. It just doesn't make sense. Anyway, I got over it. However, if you want to discover more information about Mo's sneaker boutique and find out if he will return to the NBA, check out our interview with him this Sunday at 9pm Eastern on The NBA Breakdown. In the meantime, I'll be wearing my retro British Knights while thinking of DC when I watch reruns of America's Most Wanted.
If the answer is "yes" then we suggest you finally get out of your mom's basement and get some professional help because it's obvious you're Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs since you forgot to add one very important guy.
Yes, it's Mr. Spud Webb! Come on, he won the 1986 Slam Dunk Contest in his hometown of Dallas! He's the shortest Slam Dunk Champion EVER! Doesn't he deserve some respect? The guy lives in Dallas now. He pays his state taxes. He probably owns a cowboy hat and eats ribs. Also, I'm sure he's been to a rodeo or two. He's a Texan. And you know what? We won't hold it against him. In fact, Spud will actually join Audley and I on The NBA Breakdown.
The little man with big-time skills will tell us about his NBA accomplishments and what he's up to today. It'll be a fun trip back to the past. You'll be glad to get a sprinkle of Spud in your life again.